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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one."

"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"

"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"

"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a cinephile? I won't tell you which one I am, but I like to bring my own candy and just watch."

"what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"Why did the Jews have such a hard time in Russia? They couldn't get with the pogrom."

"If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tits a lot."

"1: Steal ice cream van 2: Drive around slowly but never stop 3: Be proud to have helped prepare children for life's many disappointments"