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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"
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"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"
"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."
"What's the best part about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her father."
"Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal-- then we could call it Applegategate"
"What do you call a potato with no limbs? An amputater"
"Have you heard about the one about suicidal procrastinator He lived a long healthy life."
"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."
"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."
"If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell ""EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide."