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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"The other day, a wizard offered to turn me into a cat. The suggestion gave me pause."

"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."

"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."

"*seductively tries to take off sock with his other foot*"

"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."

"Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate"

"Why couldn't R get to P? He had to wait in a Q!"

"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."

"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"