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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."
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"My neighbors listen to great music... whether they like it or not."
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light bulb."
"What do communists clean first when they do their laundry? Their Linens"
"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"
"honey you gotta push that baby out faster, there's only like three seconds left on this vine"
"The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board."
"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."