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Joke of the Day

"Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on, Go plaaaay Hey now, you're potato, get your tate on, Po taaaate"

"Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives? Because they'll worship the ground you walk on."

"What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad? Cross-dressing"

"Hey I really like you. I wanted to know if you'd like to gradually grow to despise each other over the next 4-5 years."

"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."

"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"

"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that pop music has gotten shittier since we started picking our artists on game shows."

"Fine wine I like my women like I like my wine, 9 years old and in my basement"

"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."

"Hey are you from Gryfindor? Great. Can I Slytherin?"