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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't R get to P? He had to wait in a Q!"
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"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."
"In-laws are like hemorrhoids... .... When they come down and go back up it's ok, but when they stay down that's when it's a pain in the ass..."
"History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the ""Lazy Susan"", but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife."
"I still say a wasp's nest chucked through the window would be the ideal way to end any hostage situation. Nobody's hanging around in there."
"You know what they say about girls with big feet...? They gotta wear big shoes."
"You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Moderate Islam. ....... That's strange. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door."
"How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy. Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked."
"You know how I know we are gonna have sex? I'm stronger than you!"