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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't R get to P? He had to wait in a Q!"
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"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""
"I was having dinner .. .. .. with Garry Kasporov and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the ""Fresh Prints""."
"Robin Williams isn't dead He just retired, he's on a beach somewhere sipping mimosas and watching the sun rise. Hope you finally found your peace."
"What, me? Lazy? Don't get me started."
"What do 9 out of 10 people always agree on? Gang rape What do those 9 disagree about? The order"
"I have some things I need to get off my chest. I've been letting things pile up on it, and I'm pretty sure I left my checkbook in that chest. Hay-ooooooooooo!!!"
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"I chose a cell phone carrier for my mom based on high percentages of dropped calls."