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Joke of the Day

"*seductively tries to take off sock with his other foot*"

"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but He probably hired Steve to help decorate the garden."

"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"

"Researchers have developed a new painkiller with no negative side effects ... and no positive either."

"Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."

"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."

"WHATS UP!! WHATS UP!!! All the bulimic bitches in the house say ""BLAAARRGGGH!!!"""

"What do you call a dinosaur that likes spicy food? A mega-sore-ass."

"Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: ""Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."""

"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."