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Joke of the Day
"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"
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"Dad jokes are amazing/beautiful/magical things!! People today seem to thing dad jokes are cringe worthy but being a dad i feel i must speak out!! So what arr your best dad jokes?"
"Bae: come over Me: do you have food? Bae: my parents aren't home Me: Are they gonna come back with food?"
"Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours."
"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."
"What did the Jamaican priest call the guy who was arrested for sealing several tonnes of spices? A cinna-mon"
"TIL never give up your seat for a lady, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"
"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"
"Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips? For the Halibut."