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Joke of the Day
"I use profanity freely because it doesn't seem right to charge you (ya cunt!)"
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"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Israel? Hillary won't suck Bill's dick."
"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."
"ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner."
"The past, the present, and the future... The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar together. It was tense."
"A man walks into a bell tower and shoots 16 people... America responds by restricting access to bell towers."
"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."