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Joke of the Day
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheistic insomniac? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."
"""What?""- pothead owl"
"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."
"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
"What is stronger than Ronda Rousey? Her anti-depressants."
"Can Norwegians make a documentary about anything other than the Kon Tiki?"
"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"
"I finally learned to masturbate without hands! Now I use only one."