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Joke of the Day
"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."
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"I was on the subway when someone sneezed on me. I was so disgusted, I turned to him and said ""People like you make me sick."""
"What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door? Let my peephole grow!"
"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"
"Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys."
"If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it? It was caught Red Panded"
"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."
"Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?"
"Sitting next to my wife today, I said ""I love you"", She replied ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I answered ""It's me... Talking to the beer"""
"nock nock whos der? i dunt no anser da door"