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Joke of the Day
"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."
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"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume."
"Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them."
"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"
"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"
"Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath Her: Ah I can't wait to take it *hands her paper* Me: I used your eyeliner pencil"
"Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar."
"A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute."
"Concert Problems... Kroeger: They tell me, no one knows you guys. Bono: U2."