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Joke of the Day
"What is stronger than Ronda Rousey? Her anti-depressants."
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"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""
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"What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing? The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race."
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"Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast."
"My grandpa used to say ""Don't do drugs just sell them"""