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Joke of the Day

"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""

"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"

"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."

"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."

"Want to know something really bad and dirty about me? I'm running Windows XP."

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."

"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."

"Why is DeadMau5 bad at math? He drops the base when doing logs."