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Joke of the Day
"""What?""- pothead owl"
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"Wow. Girl 1) Isn't that illegal? Girl 2) Yeah, so is prostitution but I didn't stop your mom. Girl 1) You don't know my mom. Girl 2) Neither did your dad."
"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."
"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."
"My plan if there is a draft: Put a coat on."
"I was at a golf course... And I asked a lady, who looked like a regular ""Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?"". She answered ""About an inch""."
"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !"
"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."
"woman vs Food would be a very boring show where she gazes wistfully at the dessert menu and sighs."