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Joke of the Day

"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"

"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"

"What's the coolest kind of surgery? Hip surgery."

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics Even if you win, you're still retarded."

"Columbus: SO THIS IS INDIA Natives: actually it's no- C: HI INDIANS N: no see, we are nowhere near- C: INDIA IS FUN LETS EAT YOUR FOOD"

"What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant? The illegal immigrant knows how to cook."

"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"

"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"

"Boss: I'm following you on Twitter. Me: Sweet! 'Nother follower! [Days later] Me: Oh wait. Shit."

"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."