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Joke of the Day

"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."

"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."

"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."

"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."

"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."

"""This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash"" What do you mean? ""It's all denty"""

"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy He was only doing what he thought was reich."

"What do you call a chef who likes his work a bit too much... A Pan-sexual"

"Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls."

"I thought I might try my hand at telling a German sausage joke I mean, what's the wurst that could happen?"