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Joke of the Day

"How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!"

"Politicians are like sperm And often I find myself asking ""How did this one win?"""

"Please just wear the strap-on. It was a gift from Grandma and she wants to see you in it, OK? Come ON church starts in like half an hour."

"Some people say I dream too much, I say it's just because my life is better than their dreams are."

"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."

"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."

"The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that's not a risk I'm willing to take."

"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"

"Why didn't the Indian grow facial hair? He would have Apache beard"

"I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday. I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."