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Joke of the Day
"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."
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"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."
"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""
"Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number."
"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."
"The year is 1981. Everybody's working for the weekend. 2044: the weekend becomes sentient. 2048: Everybody's working for the weekend."
"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"
"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."
"What do porn viewers and Donald Trump have in common? They ctrl+alt+delete the history thru don't want anyone to find"
"Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant? All their windows fell out."