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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."

"Q: Which is the most courteous State in the US? A: Conetiquette"

"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."

"What do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rastafoureyes"

"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'"

"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"

"Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan."

"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."

"What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit? Post on Sundays."

"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"