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Joke of the Day

"The pizza theorem: ""Pizzas must be circular. They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes"" -Science"

"Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming ""SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"""

"Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy."

"Did you hear about the Galvanic cell that went to court? He was charged with a salt and battery."

"My best friend's a rocking chair... ...we go way back."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Bitter"

"Only 3 more STD's to go until I get my own MTV reality show!!!!!!"

"DIVORCE Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, because they never get the house."

"A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks."

"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"