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Joke of the Day
"Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits."
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"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? Idk, but it's flag is a big plus"
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."
"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."
"I asked my wife to pick up some French bread from the grocery store But ciabatta roll instead."
"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."
"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."