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Joke of the Day
"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"
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"Nobody heard those terrorist attacks coming... Never forget the tragic events of mime-eleven"
"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."
"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"
"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."
"My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy. It's one part rum, three parts pum."
"I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas station. The attendant spilled it. Why am I not surprised?"
"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."
"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."
"WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE 1 Ricochet 2 Retrieve, rethrow 3 Line up birds precisely 4 Huge boulder 5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief"