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Joke of the Day
"What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything"
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"How do you get a grad student off your porch? You pay them for the pizza."
"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""
"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"
"What did the Gay techie say? I do queries."
"Ladies, if you've ever walked by a van with no windows and you're reading this, it's because you're ugly."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a battery a battery has a positive side"
"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"
"I always date mathematicians. That way when they ask why I'm breaking up w/them I can say DO THE MATH JERRY. Oh yeah & I always date Jerries"