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Joke of the Day
"What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything"
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"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"
"[Chumbawumba concert] I get knocked down, but I get up again.. [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] ""Aw hell yeah!"""
"""Can I help you find something?"" I'm looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says ""sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite"""
"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet. It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out."
"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."
"Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 8 9"
"""It's not about the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean""... But it's hard to get cross the Atlantic with a rowboat"
"I feel like I'm not giving my followers enough in my tweets. Would you be interested in stock tips or free shampoo samples?"
"People who don't wash their hands make me sick."