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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"

"Why did the squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry."

"I just established the five hour rule for tequila spilled on the floor."

"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying."

"Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself."

"The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a good representation of all Italians Not straight."

"I hope my wife and children never learn the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar."