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Joke of the Day

"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."

"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"

"As a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious."

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso"

"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."

"I got punched in the face last week - I now spend most of my time stroking gappy teeth with my tongue. I should probably stop making out with pensioners."

"[Job Interview] ""It says here under skills, that you can eat rice?"" *Eats rice with chop sticks* ""Holy shit! When can you start?!"""

"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."

"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"

"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts."