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Joke of the Day

"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."

"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"

"We're all different. For example, some folks get up early to exercise... And others get up early to eat cookies before the kids wake up."

"Did you hear about the fire at the Governor's mansion in Alabama? The whole trailer park burned down."

"2017 whatsapp notification: Linda read your message and texted Morissa and they decided to go to McDonalds without you"

"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"

"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."

"What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party? Falafel and hummus."

"What do you call a pig behind a car wheel? A ham brake !"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust."