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Joke of the Day

"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."

"You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!"

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."

"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."

"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."

"What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already."

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"

"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. Real question is, how'd they get in there.?"