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Joke of the Day

"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."

"I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle"

"Anyone have any jokes about Rats? Need some good ones!"

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy."

"Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid"

"Why don't SJWs go to college? Because you have to put Male or Female on the college application"

"Pants are for people with something to hide."

"Just had a 10 minute argument about the importance wearing pants in public with a 5yo She won, today I wear pants when I take her to school"

"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."

"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("