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Joke of the Day

"I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle"

"I went to the Reddit hotel The host wasn't responding."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hits were the wall."

"Everyday I get at least 3 people who follow me and then immediately delete their accounts. proposed theory: My tweets kill people."

"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."

"What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? They both like to pop open a nice cold one."

"What's the best way to make an egg roll? You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this..."

"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"

"Why is it ridiculous to believe I communicate to the world in 140 characters but not ridiculous to believe I created the world in six days?"

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