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Joke of the Day
"Anyone have any jokes about Rats? Need some good ones!"
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"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill."
"Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?"
"Don't use asian prostitutes you'll just be horny again in an hour"
"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"
"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
"People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical"
"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."
"""STOP IT STOP IT. CUT. THIS IS ALL WRONG"" I scream at my cats dressed like vampires. ""This is NOTHING like Twilight!!"""