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Joke of the Day

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy."

"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."

"Dentist says I need to be more aggressive when flossing, so I'm going to start barking."

"Purse dogs... I've heard they're pretty clutch."

"Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !"

"Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime ""literally"" is misused and did his ""You keep saying that word"" bit Genie: That ones on the house"

"What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three."

"Every day I see my baby nephew, I lift him up repeatedly and say ""whee."" French is a tough language to learn. I want him to get a head start. :)"

"Whats the difference between congress and a US mint? One of them makes sense!"