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Joke of the Day
"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("
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"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."
"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a week."
"What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !"
"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."
"You shouldn't be friends with a fence, because... ...They hold you back."
"[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger."
"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"What was Hitler's least favourite month? Jew-ne"