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Joke of the Day

"Why don't SJWs go to college? Because you have to put Male or Female on the college application"

"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."

"I heard of a new sex position that I want to try. It's called 'with a partner'."

"I remember this one time I ran out of gas. It was pretty scary. Almost dark. I was all alone. I mean it was a lawnmower, but still."

"What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord? A flat minor"

"What kind of deoderant did the nazis wear? Reich Guard"

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"

"Who is the king of the pencil case? The Ruler"

"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"

"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"