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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off the rich and the poor in two words? Bernie Sanders. Clause: I support the guy."
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"Local coffee drinker... Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee. He was charged with resisting a rest."
"Why are pistachios called pistachios? More like ""these-are-hard-to-openios"""
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Obviously more than 8, because my basement is still dark."
"Say ""I won a math debate"" 5 times really fast! Now slap yourself for being such a pervert."
"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"
"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"
"*angrily detangles self from wind chime*"
"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."
"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."