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Joke of the Day

"""Man of Steel"" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty."

"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."

"Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No but she sure could climb trees well!"

"My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating O Mg"

"[getting a haircut] BARBER: anything else? ME: cut me BARBER: what? no ME: like sweeney todd BARBER: i'm no- ME:make me into a pie"

"Where did Hitler watch TV? In his *Lebensraum.*"

"I know a guy that's nearly bald who always goes outside to dry his hair. I asked him why he did that. He said ""It's a breeze."""

"my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner"

"Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two"

"Did you hear Donald Sterling is having a child? Paula Dean is the mother."