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Joke of the Day

"Brain: You've got ONE shot at this. Me: Ready. Brain: Go talk to her. ""YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?"" Brain: Magical!"

"Mixed martial arts? Why you gotta make biracial people fight each other though?"

"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear."

"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."

"My 11 year old dumped his girlfriend because she was too ""sassy."" So I'm guessing my days are numbered."

"churches should have punch cards and if you go ten times you get a free sandwich"

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"

"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."