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Joke of the Day

"Brain: You've got ONE shot at this. Me: Ready. Brain: Go talk to her. ""YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?"" Brain: Magical!"

"To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china."

"Why is it better to hire fifty $20 hookers rather than a single $1000 escort? More poorgasms"

"Knock Knock who's there? to to who? to whom."

"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"

"Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free"

"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""

"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."

"Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination."

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ? Reality. I'll show myself out now..."