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Joke of the Day
"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."
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"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"
"What do Trump voters use as bookmarks? Lit matches."
"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"
"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."
"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"
"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."
"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."
"A book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame."
"Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said ""car wash out of order."" So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap."