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Joke of the Day
"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."
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"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"
"I used to watch the Olympics on TV as a child and dream of growing up and also watching the Olympics on TV but on a better TV."
"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."
"ME: hey baby HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME: oh"
"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"
"Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer."
"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."
"[Spelling bee] Judge: ""Your word is unhelpful."" Kid: ""Can you use it in a sentence please?"" Judge: ""Nope."""
"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."