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Joke of the Day

"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"

"My butt was set on fire while I was out with my girlfriend It was really ember-ass-ing."

"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"

"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"

"Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026."

"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"

"What does Batman like with his whiskey? (Gravely voice) ""Just ice."""

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""

"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."

"Hitler was argueably the greatest person that ever lived... I mean he did kill Hitler"