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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old Mexican woman? A bean bag."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"
"Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war? It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken"
"[after 20 minutes of awkward silence in the sauna] ""This isn't the bathroom is it"""
"Found a note on my door today that said ""You're Awesome!"" (: I'm the one that wrote it. But still... feels fucking good!"
"Nobody heard those terrorist attacks coming... Never forget the tragic events of mime-eleven"
"Why did the farmer cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."
"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"
"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."