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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old Mexican woman? A bean bag."
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"Why doesn't jesus play hockey? He's scared of getting nailed into the boards"
"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"
"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""
"I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."
"What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ... ... stopping it with a shovel"
"[First day as hitman] ME: Don't worry boss, I'll deal with him accordionly. BOSS: Wait, you mean accordingly? ME: *hides accordion* yes."
"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."
"What is a guy with ED favorite saying? I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!"
"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."