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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? ... There was nothing left but de Brie."
"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"
"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"
"Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another."
"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"
"Just flipped my son off behind his back because I'm an adult and don't get into arguments with 4 year olds."
"""There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"" He must be in Seine."
"I just bought a bidet The salesperson told me it'd clean the shit out of me!"
"Stop asking me to vote for your kid in contests. I'm too nice of a person to tell you I'm surprised you got laid in the first place."