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Joke of the Day
"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
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"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby like pudding his dick where it didn't belong."
"Why is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"Context is everything ""Jesus loves you!"" A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison."
"There's been a lot of lightbulb jokes lately I'd say it's a hot topic."
"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"
"*accidentally grabs a fork from the silverware drawer instead of a spoon but I'm too lazy to go back so it takes me 47 min. to eat my soup*"
"What do you call a stubborn Egyptian? In denile"
"7/11 Was a part-time job."
"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble everywhere."