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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"
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"Doctor: You have to stop eating donuts... Me: OK D:...so that I can start the operation. M: [STUFFING DONUT UNDER OXYGEN MASK] For later."
"Kid says ""mommy how come I'm black and your white? Mom says ""listen the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark"""
"Birds wouldn't be so smug in zero gravity, I bet"
"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."
"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""
"My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer."
"[Truth or Dare] Her: What's your biggest secret? Salazar Slytherin: *sweating* No secrets here haha. Definitely not a chamber full of 'em"
"There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided."
"Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan"