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Joke of the Day

"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."

"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."

"What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!"

"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."

"A salesman rings the doorbell..."

"Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."

"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"