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Joke of the Day
"[after 20 minutes of awkward silence in the sauna] ""This isn't the bathroom is it"""
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"Q: What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? A: Endless Bread!"
"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"
"Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says ""Bus Stop."""
"My neighbor came over and knocked on my door at 3 a.m. the other night. Three in the morning, can you believe it?! He was lucky I was still up playing my drums."
"My biggest fear is getting a 200 page email that ends with ""Thoughts?"""
"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"
"PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]"
"I picked my nose in traffic today. Secretly hoping a tweeter who had run out of joke material saw me. You've gotta give to get, people."
"What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game? I'll keep an eye out for you!"