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Joke of the Day
"My dishwasher died the other day.... Does anyone have an extra wife i can borrow/have?"
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"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."
"My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, ""I WIN! I WIN!"""
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
"What is a nickname for any black man? Tripod, because they have an extra leg.."
"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."
"Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny."
"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."
"Spez tells us that we should take our time to vote today, because it ""matters""... That's the fucking joke."