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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."

"PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes."

"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"

"my grandfather destroyed the economy w/ the overproduction of coins he pulled from behind my ears. the market simply could not deal"

"Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable"

"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."

"Pristine coke and high class whores... It's all fun and games at Robot Wars"

"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."

"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."

"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"