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Joke of the Day

"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"

"Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills."

"Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it."

"What can't teenage girls do? Even"

"I'm on a diet A watermelondiet, cant eat anything bigger then a watermelon."

"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."

"What has two O's and fires? A double-vowel shotgun."

"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."

"Can a dinosaur tell a joke? You bet jur-ass-ic can!"

"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."