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Joke of the Day

"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"

"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."

"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."

"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"Why did Silver have such a successful rap career? He was truly Ag."

"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"

"If you're having reception problems with your phone... Just shove an antenna up a girl's ass, then yell at her face. Then you will officially have a receptionIST!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it."