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Joke of the Day

"What is a nickname for any black man? Tripod, because they have an extra leg.."

"Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy."

"It's looking like Hillary is definitely going to win the election I think I might move to Benghazi, at least she'll leave me alone there."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"She's so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!"

"""Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?"" ""No."" ""Why not, sir?"" ""Because, it would make my rabbi sad."""

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"My dad just dropped this one on my brother and I Someone broke into the Police Station and they stole the toilet. Police are looking into it but they have nothing to go on."

"Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"