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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do."
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"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."
"Relationship status I just caught myself stroking my gear shifter in traffic."
"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."
"A man is talking to his mate about his dog... Man: My dog loves Snow Patrol songs! His mate: Really? Man: Yeah, he loves Chasing Cars."
"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"
"Inflation joke Due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. Thanks obama."
"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"
"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."
"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"