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Joke of the Day
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
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"Why is glue white? If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work."
"I wonder what gets changed less frequently...the diaper of a crackhead's baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita."
"Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line."
"I have a pen pal in North Korea I asked him what's it like there. ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."
"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""
"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."
"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."
"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."