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Joke of the Day
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
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"Happy alentine's ay! For people who won't get the D or V"
"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."
"The Titanic was a German philosopher... It got famous for sinking."
"Jack and Jill went up a hill;   to have a bit of fun.   But stupid Jill forgot the pill;   and now they have a son."
"You hang up ""No, you hang up"" You hang up first! - Bats going to bed"
"Your dog may be smarter than an honor student... but when was the last time you saw a mother carrying a plastic bag in case her honor student shits in the neighbor's yard?"
"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"
"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."