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Joke of the Day

"I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough."

"Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights."

"I have an inferiority complex... It's not a very good one though."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."

"My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts."

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"

"What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick."

"Sucks when good bands have dumb names. ""What are you listening to?"" ""It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great."" ""..."""

"Two fish are swimming in a tank... one looks at the other and says, ""You know how to drive this thing?"""

"I once bought a hamster And told it to shank my sister. When it didn't, I shanked her myself, with my dick."