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Joke of the Day

"I'm filming a documentary on the serious subject of circumcision. It's called Robbin' Hood."

"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."

"I broke up with my girlfriend while we were jogging. I guess we had a good run."

"Hipster fire department unable to make building cool."

"How to serve someone a summons to court 1) Knock on their door 2) Holding a really big check for $1,000,000 3) With a ""camera crew"" 4) Verify person's name 5) JK you've been served."

"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"

"So I found out I have IBS last week... The doctor said I have shitty genes"

"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass!"