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Joke of the Day
"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"
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"Interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist."
"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."
"Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either."
"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!"
"What does a Polish woman and a hockey team have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."
"I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she'd stayed in Latvia."
"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."
"A woman says to her cat ""Go and make me a sandwich"" The cat says ""Me? how?"""